Legal & Disclaimers
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01Risk Warning
Investing in crypto-assets carries substantial risks.
The value of RUGME can fall to zero at any moment, instantly and without
notice. Only invest what you can afford to lose entirely. Past
performance of any crypto-asset is not indicative of future results —
particularly when the past was less than ten minutes long.
02No Financial Advice
Nothing on this website constitutes investment, financial, legal, or
tax advice. If anything you read here resembles advice, that resemblance
is purely coincidental and should be ignored. Consult a qualified
professional before making any decision involving real money.
03Parody & Satire
RUGME is a work of artistic satire. Its concept,
characters, “Hall of Fame” inductees and “Rug-Map”
narrative are fictional, exaggerated, and intended for humorous purposes
only. Any references to real persons, projects, or events are presented
as parody and are protected as such.
04No Promised Returns
No return on investment is offered, suggested, or guaranteed. The RUGME
token is not a security, not an investment contract, and
not a promise of any kind. Its value depends entirely on unpredictable
market dynamics, holders' decisions, and the tides of attention.
05Your Decisions, Your Responsibility
You are solely responsible for your own decisions,
including the choice to acquire, hold, transfer, or dispose of RUGME
tokens. You are equally responsible for the security of your wallet
and private keys, and for compliance with all applicable laws and tax
obligations in your jurisdiction.
06Limitation of Liability
The creators, contributors, and operators of RUGME disclaim any and
all liability for losses or damages, financial or otherwise, arising
from the purchase, holding, use, sale, or any other interaction with
the RUGME token or this website. By interacting with either, you
accept this disclaimer in full.
07Geographic Restrictions
The RUGME token is not offered to, intended for, or available to
residents of the United States of America, nor to any individual
residing in a jurisdiction where the offering, possession, or
transfer of crypto-assets is restricted or prohibited. It is your
responsibility to verify the legality of your participation under
your local laws.
08Intellectual Property & Parody Rights
The portraits, names, and biographies featured in the
“Hall of Fame” section are caricatures of public figures,
presented as artistic parody. This usage is protected under freedom
of expression and fair-use principles, including but not limited to:
- The First Amendment to the United States Constitution
- Article 10 of the European Convention on Human Rights
No defamation is intended. The works are commentary on widely
reported public events and are not statements of new fact.
09No Contractual Relationship
The acquisition, holding, or use of RUGME tokens does not
create any contractual relationship between the holder and the creators
of the project. No service, no right, no entitlement, and no enforceable
promise is conveyed by ownership of the token.
10Updates to this Page
This page may be updated without prior notice. The version in effect
at any given moment is the version published on this website. Continued
use of the website or token following any update constitutes acceptance
of the revised terms.
Last updated: April 27, 2026 · Version 1.0
Legal inquiries: legal@rugme.com
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